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We have a property boasting grand European styling, complete with lion statues on the front pillars. Some friends of the tenants "stole" one of the lions and posted the following ad on kijiji:
"This decorative stone Lion is a must have
for any home. This piece will go especially well in your yard if you
already have one lion and would like another. With a custom paint job,
it's fierce red eyes and mouth makes one believe it's actually a real
white lion. This adds considerable value as it is sure to keep away any
unwanted house guests. The lion is also extremely heavy (perhaps the
inside is made of gold...or diamond...or concrete) so you don't have to
worry about anyone taking it; someone would have to be extremely ripped
just to be able to lift it off its post, let alone steal it in front of
your eyes...while you are standing at the door.
This lion has
been in our family for many days now, so we are not willing to part with
it for cheap. However, if you have a serious offer please do not
hesitate to call,email, text, facebook, bring us cookies to propose an
offer...For example, 12 cents would not be considered a serious offer
and would be an insult to our family and especially the lion.
If
this lion is so great, you are probably wondering why we are not
keeping it for ourselves. Unfortunately, in our area of residence, lions
of this sort are not allowed in the outdoors as they scare of the
children. We have kept the lion indoors but we feel the lion has started
to become domesticated. Inside is no place for a lion; therefore, we
feel it is in the best interest of the lion to send it back into the
wild, where it protect the streets and the home of its master. If you
have read this far, you are the rightful fit to be the master of this
lion. Make an offer now. You won't regret it"
Any ideas as to what I should offer in exchange for the lion?
"This decorative stone Lion is a must have
for any home. This piece will go especially well in your yard if you
already have one lion and would like another. With a custom paint job,
it's fierce red eyes and mouth makes one believe it's actually a real
white lion. This adds considerable value as it is sure to keep away any
unwanted house guests. The lion is also extremely heavy (perhaps the
inside is made of gold...or diamond...or concrete) so you don't have to
worry about anyone taking it; someone would have to be extremely ripped
just to be able to lift it off its post, let alone steal it in front of
your eyes...while you are standing at the door.
This lion has
been in our family for many days now, so we are not willing to part with
it for cheap. However, if you have a serious offer please do not
hesitate to call,email, text, facebook, bring us cookies to propose an
offer...For example, 12 cents would not be considered a serious offer
and would be an insult to our family and especially the lion.
If
this lion is so great, you are probably wondering why we are not
keeping it for ourselves. Unfortunately, in our area of residence, lions
of this sort are not allowed in the outdoors as they scare of the
children. We have kept the lion indoors but we feel the lion has started
to become domesticated. Inside is no place for a lion; therefore, we
feel it is in the best interest of the lion to send it back into the
wild, where it protect the streets and the home of its master. If you
have read this far, you are the rightful fit to be the master of this
lion. Make an offer now. You won't regret it"
Any ideas as to what I should offer in exchange for the lion?