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From the National Post:
QUOTE:
`A Greek, an Irishman and a Portuguese go into a bar and order a drink. Who
picks up the bill? `
A German.
And from the website of the German newspaper Deutsche Welle: `For 400 euros
you can adopt a Greek. He`ll stay at your place, sleep late, drink coffee, have
lunch and then take a nap, so you can go to work.`
Q: What economic model correctly forecasts the outlook for the European
economy? A double-dip recession, a V-shaped recovery, or something else?
A: The bathtub. A steep decline, then a period of stagnation, then it goes down
the drain.
`Working session of the European Council 19.15 Working dinner 20.00
Bilateral meetings/Eurozone only session 22.00 Press Conference` 22:05 ` Silvio
Berlusconi heads off to the nightclub; drinks on him``.Angela declines because
she wants to, Sarko because he has to, Papandreou because he can`t afford the
taxi back.`
UNQUOTE
More here: http://business.financialpost.com/2011/10/26/getting-some-laughs-out-of-europes-debt-crisis/
QUOTE:
`A Greek, an Irishman and a Portuguese go into a bar and order a drink. Who
picks up the bill? `
A German.
And from the website of the German newspaper Deutsche Welle: `For 400 euros
you can adopt a Greek. He`ll stay at your place, sleep late, drink coffee, have
lunch and then take a nap, so you can go to work.`
Q: What economic model correctly forecasts the outlook for the European
economy? A double-dip recession, a V-shaped recovery, or something else?
A: The bathtub. A steep decline, then a period of stagnation, then it goes down
the drain.
`Working session of the European Council 19.15 Working dinner 20.00
Bilateral meetings/Eurozone only session 22.00 Press Conference` 22:05 ` Silvio
Berlusconi heads off to the nightclub; drinks on him``.Angela declines because
she wants to, Sarko because he has to, Papandreou because he can`t afford the
taxi back.`
UNQUOTE
More here: http://business.financialpost.com/2011/10/26/getting-some-laughs-out-of-europes-debt-crisis/